As time goes by, people have more and more sex toys to offer, and the variety they come in has become astounding. Just take a look at dildos, for example. Dildo as a sex toy is a pretty straightforward thing, right? It’s just a fake penis that’s supposed to please the user in the same fashion a real penis would. Repeated penetration is the key to success here, and that’s a simple in-and-out motion that doesn’t really provide space for improvisation. Still, that didn’t stop us from making so many different dildos!

Apart from the size of it, you can choose whether your toy will look like a vegetable or if you want to own a realistic dildo, with glans, veins, and a scrotum. After that, you can opt for one with electronics, so that the thing vibrates once inside you, choosing up to ten different speeds and levels of intensity. 

However, the one thing you can’t have, we hear you say, is a realistic squirting cock that shoots out real semen. Well, that’s where you’re wrong! There are these things called ejaculating dildos. Basically, they are dildos with a small reservoir inside them that you can fill out with fake cum. The con is that you can’t use real cum, but it’ll be hard for you to notice the difference, especially if you’re in the zone and waiting for the money shot.

Besides the squirting function, you can use these dildos like any other! They still fulfill the primary function. They can also have vibration settings and a suction cup base for some hands-free fun. You activate the big shot by pressing a button, so it is all up to you. But, why would people want a King Cock that shoots spunk lube at them?

What Is Cum Fetish?

With these dildos, sex toy manufacturers target people with a cum fetish. Cum fetish occurs when people feel heightened arousal by seeing someone ejaculate. That can be a part of your BDSM routine, as doms can assert dominance over their slaves by covering them in cum. Still, it isn’t entirely reliant on the BDSM community, as some people simply enjoy cum for the cum itself. 

Something about cum can be satisfying for both parties. Women (and bottom gays) who’re into cum experience pleasure from seeing their man reach ecstasy as he finishes all over them. On the other hand, apart from the obvious delight of having an orgasm, the cumming man also gets pleasure from shooting his shot on his partner.

As fetishes go, this is a pretty standard one. There are a lot of porn videos that focus on cum fetishes, such as creampies, bukkake, and facials. However, If you’re into cum, you probably want to receive lots of it as well. The problem is, it’s not always the case that men shoot huge loads, especially if they’re ejaculating consistently.

Ejaculating Dildos and Cum Fetish

The reality is that, in most of the videos mentioned above, participants use water-based cum lube, which provides the desired effect. This fake lube (Methyl Cellulose) doesn’t have any risks of infections, and you can safely use it all over your body. They either use fake semen only or combine it with the real deal to create augmented reality, if you will.

Ejaculating dildos do precisely what you’d want to satisfy your cum fetish! They’re great for BDSM couples where the lady is the dominant one, as this dildo will provide her with the ability to spunk over her partner. Additionally, they are great fun for solo runs. You can ride your dildo for penetrative stimulation, suck on it, or do whatever your heart (or butt) desires. In the end, when you feel the time’s come to get your reward, just press the button and put those teacher glasses on!

When you fill your fake cum reservoir, make sure you use substances that are body-safe. For instance, you don’t want to put something with sugar inside your vagina. You can end up with a yeast infection, and that’s the last thing you want!

Your safest bet would be to use the same fake lube they utilize in the porn industry. However, that lube is not the most affordable thing, especially if you use it often. To help you out, we’ve come up with a couple of fake cum recipes that you can use at home and are safe to use on your body! 

Sour Cream and Egg Whites

The most common way to make edible cum in your kitchen is to use either sour cream or egg whites. This is also a handy recipe as it only uses ingredients that would normally lie around your kitchen for your everyday use, so you don’t have to go shopping for anything.

To make fake cum, all you need is as listed:

• One egg (use egg whites only)
• Water
• Sour cream
• Salt (optional)

That’s it! Water’s there to help with the consistency of it, so some people tend to replace it with water-based lube. You should use two or three tablespoons of sour cream (plain yogurt is fine as well) and mix them with water and egg whites. If you wish, you can add a pinch of salt, but be wary what you do with the cum then. Salt can cause eye irritation and is also not the best thing to end up in one’s vagina, so you’d probably be better off without using it at all. Once you’ve mixed it all into a solid mash, you’re done! If you’re not going to use it immediately, store it in your fridge.

Coconut Oil

When it comes to coconut oil-made cum, it’s edible, but it’s not body-safe. So, you can use it to cover your or your partner’s body, but don’t let it end up in your nether regions. For this recipe, you need, obviously, coconut oil, water, and icing sugar.

As is the case with sour cream, you don’t need to be a culinary master to make this. You take the ingredients and mix them (after all, you’re making fake cum, not a chef’s specialty). To start things off, mix water with two teaspoons of icing sugar until the sugar melts. Then, add one heaped tablespoon of oil (which you’ve pre-melted on low heat) and mix the ingredients. Once the oil cools off, you’re ready to go.

Ice Cream

Ice cream is also one of the popular ingredients for making fake cum. You have to mix it with water or lube to make it more fluid, however. As you’ve seen already, all these recipes are pretty much the same thing. Ice cream is sweet and contains a lot of sugar, so you should make sure it doesn’t end up in your vagina, as sugar can cause yeast infection. As a material, ice cream is good for simulating sperm consistency, although you’d have to use your imagination for the smell and taste.

Mixing Ingredients

We chose all the ingredients as they can (roughly) simulate the consistency, and to some extent, the taste of real semen. You’re free to combine them, as you won’t go wrong if you mix coconut oil with, say, egg whites. All in all, make sure you don’t use this cum in the wrong spots, and you’ll be able to fulfill your cum fetish even when you’re alone!

With all these amazing edible cum options that you have, make sure that you pair it with a quality ejaculating dildo from lovegasm.co.